10 Ways You Know You Are a Frisbee Player

1. You have at least one disc hanging on your wall

2. You own something made by Patagonia. Probably a couple of pairs of field shorts and a jersey.

3. You have a bag half way packed for a tournament at all times.

4. You've considered trying to find someone to rent your rooms from you on the weekends.

5. You have discs strategically stored in all of the locations that you might happen to find yourself with ten minutes of spare time.

6. The most notable thing you remember about most of the states you have visited are the quality of the ultimate fields in each location.

7. Throwing a party for your non-ultimate friends would not only be pathetically small, but also quite lame in comparison

8. You plan your class schedule around ultimate practice.

9. You are extremely good at studying in cars.

10. Mondays usually involve some combination of losing your voice, limping a little bit, and a mild sunburn.


...there are so many more.

Preview: Grinnell

Only 3 days until that tournament we all have been talking about since last year!

The Woman Scorned ladies, both young and old, are extremely excited for the first tournament of the 2011-2012 season.

It looks like Woman Scorned will have  roster of about 16 people, including 7 new girls:

Francis 'Kate' "Denver" Hunter

Alyssa "Most Valuable Partier" Maristela
Monica "Not Annihka" Kozbial

Sophia " The Sweetheart" Medina

Laura "Future L-Dawg" Hocraffer

Eli "Toga Master" Morales

Miah "36 seconds" Blomquist

Janani "IM Super Star" Ragothaman

Come check us out at Elephantitis this weekend, Woman Scorned is bound to be competitive both on the field and at the party!

Also if you need something to make you more excited, check out this vag-fest 3 video!

Fall Preview

Woman Scorned fall practices are in full swing, and we are all extremely excited for the upcoming season.  Our team has everything from new players with very promising talent, to veteran players playing on elite club teams, and everyone in between. The love and desire for ultimate in this atmosphere already, is inspiring. 

This fall Woman Scorned will be attending 3 tournaments. You can see us at the following:

Elephantitis IX; September 24-25,  Grinnell IA

No Wisconsequences: October 15-16,  Milwaukee WI

Harvest Moon; November 5-6,  Fayetteville, AR

Come Attend Our CLX/Woman Scorned Skills Clinic!

Woman Scorned will be hosting a skills clinic on Sunday, September
11th at 2 p.m. We’re inviting all women’s ultimate players to join us
in Ames to learn basic marking, throwing, defensive and offensive
skills from CLX veterans.

As pairs, Lana and Kevin Seiler, Taiwo and
John Misra, and Rachel Derscheid and John Staron will each hold 30
minute sessions covering a topic of their choice. The players will be
divided into 3 groups and will rotate through, allowing each player to
attend all three sessions.

The clinic is completely free, and will
most likely be held at the Maple-Willow-Larch fields on ISU campus.
They are located at:

210 Beach Rd
Ames, IA 50014

If this location changes, we’ll be sure to post an update.

We hope to see many faces there :)

<3 Woman Scorned