Once upon a time, there was a magical land called Ames. And in the land of Ames, there existed a kingdom called Iowa State University. Now this kingdom was run by a group of ladies referred to as Woman Scorned, but they were fearlessly led by a set of 3 queens (Dersch, Tai, and Gibbs). Each of the queens had descendants, but the eldest princess who descended from Tai (biologically, it makes the most sense) was named Jasmine. Jasmine was the leader of the descendants and revered by all in the land and the surrounding lands!
On the eve of Jasmine's birthday week celebration, Jasmine and her trusty companion Gapstur (a transgenic hybrid descendant of all 3 queens with all of the best features-of course) made a pact. In this pact, they vowed to celebrate the week in which both of their birthdays lie, to the utmost extent possible. The stipulations were easy- no holding back and the only excuse not to celebrate was practice for the Ultimate games.
So it began.